Funny Daughter: I'm 5 years old, that means I get 5 cookies! Me: LOL, that's not how it works (as I grab 39 cookies for myself) #kids#cookies#food
Fact The Beatles are the best-selling musical act in history with over 175 million units sold! #beatles#music#records
Funny You just cleared the end of your driveway? So sorry, here's 2 more feet of snow! #snow#plow#driveway
Funny I can't believe you didn't accomplish anything today! That's not true. I popped a whole roll of bubble wrap! #people#bubblewrap#argument
Fact Eddie Redmayne portrayed Stephen Hawking in the movie The Theory of Everything. Stephen Hawking said there were points in the movie where he thought he was watching himself. #movies#theoryofeverything#hawking
Funny When your Dr. says I'm going to check your prostate. Just relax. Is anyone actually able to just relax? #doctors#checkups#rubbergloves
Fact The longest street in the world, Yonge Street, is in Ontario, Canada. It is almost 2,000 km long! #canada#street#ontario
Funny As a dad, the law requires me to scream Good Morning Vietnam! when waking up the kids. #movies#dad#robinwilliams
