Funny I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of bathroom scales suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. - Obi-Wan Kenobi #diet#newyears#starwars
Funny It's difficult to be sitting at a drive-thru and also feel like the diet is going in the right direction! #fastfood#diet#drivethru
Funny You can have the low hanging fruit. I'll take the cured meat that is hard to reach if i can just find a ladder. #meat#fruit#diet
Funny Why is dinner the only meal that gets dessert? I will no longer tolerate such inequality! #food#diet#dessert
Funny You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should! #food#diet#overeat
Funny I just did 30 minutes on the treadmill and forgot to put my Fitbit on. What a waste of time! #diet#exercise#fitbit
Funny My Doctor told me I would lose weight if I watch my fat intake. I don't believe him. I watch my husband intake fat, and he hasn't lost a pound. #eating#weight#doctor#diet
