Funny Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Unless the hand is made of milk chocolate. #chocolate#hands#eating
Funny After years of research, scientist still have not perfected a way to eat corn-on-the-cob without looking like a slob. #corn#food#eating
Funny My Doctor told me I would lose weight if I watch my fat intake. I don't believe him. I watch my husband intake fat, and he hasn't lost a pound. #eating#weight#doctor#diet