Funny They say you should keep the Christmas spirit all year long. That's why I overeat, get drunk and buy myself unneeded gifts every single weekend! #holidays#christmas#gifts
Funny Nothing says I didn't have time to put much effort into this like the giving of a gift card! #holidays#christmas#gifts
Funny I Intentionally try to make santa's naughty list because I want coal. I have a huge grill and love BBQ. #santa#christmas#naughty#bbq
Funny This year's office Christmas party really kicked into gear once the IT Dept. busted out their Fortnite dance moves. #holidays#fortnight#office
Funny Overeating during the holidays is like backing up to get a running start for my New Year's diet! #holidays#food#diet
Fact Thomas Jefferson refused to declare days of 'Thanksgiving' due to his firm belief in the separation of church and state. #thanksgiving#holidays#presidents
Fact Turkey contains about the same amount of tryptophan as other meats, it is likely the large meal and excess carbs that make you sleepy. #food#diet#sleep#thanksgiving
Fact Most Christmas Trees have a 12-15 year lifespan before they are cut and sold. #christmas#tree#holidays
