Funny They say you should keep the Christmas spirit all year long. That's why I overeat, get drunk and buy myself unneeded gifts every single weekend! #holidays#christmas#gifts
Funny Nothing says I didn't have time to put much effort into this like the giving of a gift card! #holidays#christmas#gifts
Funny I Intentionally try to make santa's naughty list because I want coal. I have a huge grill and love BBQ. #santa#christmas#naughty#bbq
Fact Most Christmas Trees have a 12-15 year lifespan before they are cut and sold. #christmas#tree#holidays
Funny Which is to say Christmas, as in Yule. Yule log. Not a log. I don't have a log, but I mean, you know, if I had a log. Not in the sense you think you think I said I did. Good golly. #christmas#vacation#fireplace#yulelog
Fact Although we celebrate December 25th as the date Jesus was born, many historians believe he was actually born in spring. #christmas#december#jesus
