Funny Vacation Prayer: Lord, if my plane is to crash, please make it happen on the way back, after my vacation! #vacation#plane#work
Funny I need to go somewhere where KEY is spelled CAY and DRINKS are spelled INCLUDED! #vacation#drinks#caribbean
Funny I didn't eat TOO bad while on vacation... and I did a LOT of walking... and (steps on scale) ... oh boy! #diet#vacation#food
Funny Which is to say Christmas, as in Yule. Yule log. Not a log. I don't have a log, but I mean, you know, if I had a log. Not in the sense you think you think I said I did. Good golly. #christmas#vacation#fireplace#yulelog