Funny I much preferred the nation picking political sides based on chicken sandwiches and not half-time shows. #food#politics#football
Fact Florida currently has the most Italian restaurants in the United States, with around 3,442 Italian-cuisine establishments. #food#italian#florida
Fact Turkey wasn't the main dish at the original Thanksgiving. The meal was likely venison, duck, goose, shellfish, and corn-based dishes. #thanksgiving#turkey#food
Funny When I hear the song We don't need another Hero I think of a Meatball Hero Sandwich. Then I also think to myself, I do need another one. #food#music#meatball
Funny True, I don't HAVE TO eat the frozen pizza immediately after it comes out of the oven. I can also never eat and starve to death. Is that what you want? #food#pizza#patience
Funny Raise your hand if you like eating the raised dough bubbles in Little Caesars pizza! #pizza#food#bubbles
Funny Five for $5 Roast Beef sandwiches might be history, but the memories will last a lifetime. #food#arbys#roastbeef
Funny A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the oven is worth two in the hand. #turkey#oven#food
Funny Why do some people go through all of the effort to make a great dish, then ruin it by putting small chunks of celery in it? #food#celery#cooking
Funny It's almost like she didn't want my opinion on where to eat, she just wanted me to list options. #food#husband#wife
