Funny After years of research, scientist still have not perfected a way to eat corn-on-the-cob without looking like a slob. #corn#food#eating
Funny Daughter: I'm 5 years old, that means I get 5 cookies! Me: LOL, that's not how it works (as I grab 39 cookies for myself) #kids#cookies#food
Funny Why is dinner the only meal that gets dessert? I will no longer tolerate such inequality! #food#diet#dessert
Funny You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should! #food#diet#overeat
Funny I told my doctor I would start counting calories. I never said I would limit calories! #food#calories#doctor
Funny I can't start my diet with this cake in the house. I'll just eat it, remove the temptation, then start! #diet#food#cake
Funny Any size can be considered a single serving if you're willing to put in the effort! #food#diet#burger
Funny Overeating during the holidays is like backing up to get a running start for my New Year's diet! #holidays#food#diet
