Funny I've filed a lawsuit against the company that made the mirrors in my home. I'm tired of their product fat shaming me every day! #diet#lawsuit#food
Funny When someone says 'you've lost weight' but you know in your head that you haven't. #diet#food#weightloss
Funny We call ourselves a tolerant society, yet having 5 Croissan'wiches for breakfast is still frowned upon? #breakfast#food#diet
Funny Life Hack: If you're ever embarrassed at how much food you order, grab a second drink, they'll think the order is for 2 people! #food#fastfood#drivethru
Funny I live my life outside of societies' rules. Take your '3 meals per day' and stuff it! #food#rules#diet
Motivation Successful people are simply those with successful habits. - Brian Tracy #mondaymotivation#food#goals
Funny I recently had Little Caesars for the first time since I was a kid. Turns out 'Crazy Bread' is just a breadstick with butter and parmesan cheese, and really not that crazy at all. #littlecaesars#pizza#food
