Funny I can't start my diet with this cake in the house. I'll just eat it, remove the temptation, then start! #diet#food#cake
Funny Any size can be considered a single serving if you're willing to put in the effort! #food#diet#burger
Funny Overeating during the holidays is like backing up to get a running start for my New Year's diet! #holidays#food#diet
Funny I've filed a lawsuit against the company that made the mirrors in my home. I'm tired of their product fat shaming me every day! #diet#lawsuit#food
Funny When someone says 'you've lost weight' but you know in your head that you haven't. #diet#food#weightloss
Funny We call ourselves a tolerant society, yet having 5 Croissan'wiches for breakfast is still frowned upon? #breakfast#food#diet
Funny I live my life outside of societies' rules. Take your '3 meals per day' and stuff it! #food#rules#diet
Funny It's officially summer when your dreams of getting in shape for the beach were abandoned long ago. #itsofficiallysummerwhen#memorialday#diet
