Funny Your loved ones in Heaven are watching over you... and they think you're a pervert. #heaven#pevert#clouds
Funny Sure, fill my Facebook wall with page after page of nonsense. The moment I express one minor political opinion, everyone freaks out! #politics#socialmedia#facebook
Funny I don't know why they call it 'Just for Men', it works just as well on our cats. #cats#justformen#hair
Funny Do people really enjoy these silly Facebook quizzes? What vegetable would I be? What is my hippie nickname? Such Nonsense! #socialmedia#facebook#quiz
Funny Roger's philosophy degree wasn't opening up many career opportunities, leaving him to ponder: why? #college#job#philosophy
Funny The most accurate horoscope is the one that says you're wasting your time. #horoscope#scam#time
Funny The world may long forget what was heard here, but they'll never forget what was smelled here! #pottyhumor#bathroom#justbad
Funny If only my Fitbit knew; all of the steps it's counting today are me going back-and-forth to the fridge. #diet#food#fitbit#execise
