Funny No food tastes as good as being thin feels. Except Pizza. And Fries. And every single Breakfast food. #food#diet#pizza
Fact Turkey contains about the same amount of tryptophan as other meats, it is likely the large meal and excess carbs that make you sleepy. #food#diet#sleep#thanksgiving
Funny I was thinking KFC for lunch, but then I thought about how they treat their chickens... with 11 delicious herbs and spices! Sold! #kfc#lunch#diet#food
Funny As you get older, you start celebrating life's minor victories, like getting everything from the sink to fit in the dishwasher. #dishes#older#wisdom
Motivation A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein #mondaymotivation#diet#food
Fact John Ratzenberger the actor who played 'Cliff Clavin' in Cheers was also in Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back. #starwars#cheers#cliff
Funny Although accurately named, sales of the 'Shin Basher' were slow until marketing got involved and renamed it 'Coffee Table.' #coffeetable#pain#toestoo
Funny Exit polls are currently showing 100% of people leaving the voting location. #primaryday#election#vote
Fact The bushes and clouds in Super Mario Bros. are the same graphic, just different colors. #videogames#mario#nintendo
Funny Why do they call them Restrooms? Have you heard the noises coming out of that place? Those people are doing anything but resting! #restrooms#pottyhumor
Motivation You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. �Christopher Columbus #mondaymotivation#motivational#quotes
