Funny Why do we still let toilet paper companies get away with this questionable math? #bathroom#math#marketing
Motivation Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi #sports#football#lombardi
Funny Microsoft: People love Macs, what should we copy? Microsoft: Make the scrollbars small and difficult to use! #computers#windows#mac
Funny Why is it so hard to buy caged chicken raised with antibiotics at the store? #chicken#store#shopping
Motivation Without goals, and plans to reach them, you are like a ship that has set sail with no destination. Fitzhugh Dodson #motivation#goals#ship
Motivation Success is the sum of small efforts - repeated day in and day out. Robert Collier #success#habits#daily
Funny Did you ever have a drop of water hit you in the right spot where you have to ask yourself: is my nipple leaking? #water#nipple#washing
Funny I really don't need a Switch 2 right now. Looks for a Switch 2 in every store I go to. #switch2#nintendo#videogames
Funny Me: Watches 1 video Facebook: Oh, you only want to see videos now? #facebook#videos#socialmedia
Funny Waiting for the Amazon delivery guy to leave so I can run out and grab my packages! #amazon#packages#shopping
Funny Impress her on the first date. Go ahead and order that Orange Roughy with ketchup on the side! #date#fish#dinner
