Funny If only my Fitbit knew; all of the steps it's counting today are me going back-and-forth to the fridge. #diet#food#fitbit#execise
Funny I didn't eat TOO bad while on vacation... and I did a LOT of walking... and (steps on scale) ... oh boy! #diet#vacation#food
Funny I completed a 5K this morning. Two Deluxe Breakfasts and 4 Egg Muffin Sandwiches are about 5,000 calories, right? #fastfood#food#diet#run
Funny Why on earth would they put egg whites in a nearly identical container as the creamer, that was the worst cup of coffee ever! #coffee#food#diet#eggs
Funny A man loses 30 pounds and will talk about it for 5 seconds. A woman loses 5 pounds and will talk about it for 30 minutes! #diet#men#women
Funny No food tastes as good as being thin feels. Except Pizza. And Fries. And every single Breakfast food. #food#diet#pizza
Funny I was thinking KFC for lunch, but then I thought about how they treat their chickens... with 11 delicious herbs and spices! Sold! #kfc#lunch#diet#food
Funny Cold Pizza = Awesome! - Coffee = Awesome! - Cold Pizza with Coffee = Nasty! #pizza#coffee#diet#food
