Funny I'm a firm believer in paying it backwards. I always tell the drive-thru worker that the car behind me is paying! #fastfood#money#drivethru
Funny A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the oven is worth two in the hand. #turkey#oven#food
Funny Why do some people go through all of the effort to make a great dish, then ruin it by putting small chunks of celery in it? #food#celery#cooking
Funny It's almost like she didn't want my opinion on where to eat, she just wanted me to list options. #food#husband#wife
Funny After years of research, scientist still have not perfected a way to eat corn-on-the-cob without looking like a slob. #corn#food#eating
Funny Daughter: I'm 5 years old, that means I get 5 cookies! Me: LOL, that's not how it works (as I grab 39 cookies for myself) #kids#cookies#food
Funny Why is dinner the only meal that gets dessert? I will no longer tolerate such inequality! #food#diet#dessert
