Funny Whenever decorating a bathroom, ask yourself this: What looks best with a thin layer of fecal matter covering it? #bathroom#decorating#pottyhumor
Funny We call ourselves a tolerant society, yet having 5 Croissan'wiches for breakfast is still frowned upon? #breakfast#food#diet
Funny 1980's marketing made me think 'ring around the collar' would be a much larger problem in my adult life than it actually turned out to be. #laundry#marketing#adultlife
Funny Live here, rent free, but you have to give up Facebook... Could you do it? #socialmedia#facebook#dreamhouse
Funny Showing up is half the battle... that should be sufficient for today. #mondaymotivation#work#sleep
Funny Life Hack: If you're ever embarrassed at how much food you order, grab a second drink, they'll think the order is for 2 people! #food#fastfood#drivethru
