Funny I live my life outside of societies' rules. Take your '3 meals per day' and stuff it! #food#rules#diet
Funny I recently had Little Caesars for the first time since I was a kid. Turns out 'Crazy Bread' is just a breadstick with butter and parmesan cheese, and really not that crazy at all. #littlecaesars#pizza#food
Funny That moment of mental clarity; when all the unnecessary icons, files and shortcuts have been cleaned from your desktop. #motivation#computers#clean
Funny Every morning I get on my knees and ask God one single question: 'Which Burt Reynolds movie should I watch tonight?' #movies#god#burtreynolds
Funny Look, I'm not saying for sure it was a U.F.O., but a tackle box doesn't simply disappear from a boat while you're taking a nap. #questionableuncle#story#fishing
Funny Type something funny on Facebook. No comments or likes within 10 minutes. Delete. #socialmedia#facebook#joke
