Motivation People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou #feelings#angelou#memory
Funny How can I convince my wife that walk-in bathtubs are not just for senior citizens? #bathtub#people#seniors
Funny You weren't complaining last fall, when you got an extra hour of sleep. Just saying! #daylightsavingstime#time#spring
Motivation Imagine living in a time of such abundance, that complaining about daylight savings time is a real thing. #daylightsavingstime#time#spring
Motivation It's fine to celebrate success, but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates #gates#microsoft#success
Funny My clocks have been an hour off because I never changed them the last daylight savings time. They go back to being correct tonight. Who's the idiot now? #daylightsavingstime#time#clocks
Funny Text and Drive? Illegal! Drive while balancing a burger, fries, nuggets and a shake? No problem! #fastfood#drive#burger
Funny Five for $5 Roast Beef sandwiches might be history, but the memories will last a lifetime. #food#arbys#roastbeef
Funny It's difficult to be sitting at a drive-thru and also feel like the diet is going in the right direction! #fastfood#diet#drivethru
Fact Chicago is called the windy city because of politicians hot air, not the weather. #chicago#politicians#liar
