Funny Most of my Twitter followers are bots... then again, Robots are the future... am I on the cutting edge? #twitter#bots#socialmedia
Funny A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the oven is worth two in the hand. #turkey#oven#food
Motivation Always be willing to go the extra mile, to do more than is expected of you. There are never any traffic jams on the extra mile. - Brian Tracy #work#goals#expectations
Motivation When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. - Elon Musk #elonmusk#tesla#spacex
Funny You know how Sweetest Day is basically the same as Valentine's Day? I vote we have two St. Patrick's Days. #sweetestday#valentinesday#stpatricksday
Funny 60% of my math errors are caused by not studying hard enough. The other half are silly mistakes. #math#mistakes#studying
Funny Why do some people go through all of the effort to make a great dish, then ruin it by putting small chunks of celery in it? #food#celery#cooking
