Funny I've got good news and bad news: The good news is that I really don't have any bad news, but the bad news is that I really don't have any good news. #news#good#bad
Motivation Sometimes you'll attempt to make a great omelet, and end up with scrambled eggs. But that's not so bad, is it? - Unknown #eggs#life#breakfast
Funny It's almost like she didn't want my opinion on where to eat, she just wanted me to list options. #food#husband#wife
Funny I've had this pain and what I read on the internet says I might be dying. Ill wait a few weeks and see if it goes away! #health#internet#stubborn
Fact Although newborn babies make crying sounds, they don't produce tears until they are 4 - 13 weeks old. #babies#tears#eyes
Funny Susan keeps a list of those who wished her Happy Birthday on Facebook. Those not on the list should expect zero likes on your posts going forward! #socialmedia#facebook#birthday
Fact In Chess, Checkmate comes from the Persian phrase Shah Mat, which means The King is dead. #chess#checkmate#king
Fact Visitors to the Statue of Liberty must climb 354 steps to reach her crown. #statue#liberty#newyork
