Funny My Doctor told me I would lose weight if I watch my fat intake. I don't believe him. I watch my husband intake fat, and he hasn't lost a pound. #eating#weight#doctor#diet
Funny As they watched their stock plummet, the board of directors was forced to re-evaluate whether the rock-paper-scissors contest in the first round of interviews was an effective way of choosing candidates. #stock#hiring#rockpaperscissors
Funny After Rocky III, many thought the trilogy had run its course. Then Rocky IV comes out and redefines what it means to be an American! #rocky#movies#boxing
Funny I told my doctor I would start counting calories. I never said I would limit calories! #food#calories#doctor
Funny You're hired! We just need your social media passwords for the background check. #socialmedia#job#interview
Funny It was an awkward time for Brett to finally understand the joke he heard yesterday. #meeting#timing#joke
Funny I can't start my diet with this cake in the house. I'll just eat it, remove the temptation, then start! #diet#food#cake
Funny Despite having exclusive territorial rights, Nick's new payphone repair franchise was causing friction at home. #work#phone#money
Funny They say you should keep the Christmas spirit all year long. That's why I overeat, get drunk and buy myself unneeded gifts every single weekend! #holidays#christmas#gifts
