Funny When you first enter a relationship; do a poor job washing the dishes. Set the expectation that someone else should be doing this task! #relationship#dishes
Funny When she says 'I don't want to nitpick' you should prepare to have your Nits picked! #nitpick#wife#boss
Funny Cold Pizza = Awesome! - Coffee = Awesome! - Cold Pizza with Coffee = Nasty! #pizza#coffee#diet#food
Funny #DressInBlueDay is to raise awareness for colon cancer screenings. Maybe brown would have been a more appropriate color? #dressinblueday#blue#brown
Funny Facebook rolls out Like Reactions in time for the election season. This should end well! #facebookreactions#socialmedia
Funny If your parents gave you the middle-name of 'Avocado' isn't your future occupation of 'life guru' sort of predetermined? #hippy#lifeguru#socialmedia
Funny In my day, Grammy awards were given to artists who wrote their own music and played their own instruments! #grammys#music#awards
