Funny Welcome to NFL Redzone, powered by Verizon, where we don't do commercials. Let's go to the Doritos quad-box and check in on the action. #nfl#redzone#football
Funny Whenever the car in front of me has flashing break lights, I kind of want to hit them. #cars#breaks#accidents
Funny Your love for summer is directly related to your access to air conditioning. #summer#sweating#heat
Funny Why do we still let toilet paper companies get away with this questionable math? #bathroom#math#marketing
Funny Microsoft: People love Macs, what should we copy? Microsoft: Make the scrollbars small and difficult to use! #computers#windows#mac
Funny Why is it so hard to buy caged chicken raised with antibiotics at the store? #chicken#store#shopping
Funny Did you ever have a drop of water hit you in the right spot where you have to ask yourself: is my nipple leaking? #water#nipple#washing
Funny I really don't need a Switch 2 right now. Looks for a Switch 2 in every store I go to. #switch2#nintendo#videogames
Funny Me: Watches 1 video Facebook: Oh, you only want to see videos now? #facebook#videos#socialmedia
Funny Waiting for the Amazon delivery guy to leave so I can run out and grab my packages! #amazon#packages#shopping