Funny Impress her on the first date. Go ahead and order that Orange Roughy with ketchup on the side! #date#fish#dinner
Funny All this talk about how good A.I. is these days. Spellcheck still can't understand what Im trying to type. #phone#computers#spelling
Funny My superpower is spelling words so wrong, even spell checker has no idea what I'm talking about! #spelling#computers#superhero
Funny Instincts told Rick not to bring up Tracy's bowling score last weekend but he did it anyway. #blowling#date#bragging
Funny Sir, I'll sell you the roses, but Im not writing 'the thorny to make you horny' on the card. #roses#love#card
Funny Donna was serious this time. One more 90-year-old butt hanging out of a hospital gown and she was quitting. #nurse#health#hospital
Funny Ted instantly regretted his 'and this makes you poop' joke on the first date. #coffee#dating#dinner
Funny The U.S. Mint announces new nine tenths of a penny for those looking to pay for an even gallon of gas. #gas#tax#penny
