Funny She just had a baby and is confused & exhausted? Let's sell her overpriced photos! #baby#photos#birth
Funny I just saw a billboard from a law firm that will handle my bankruptcy for $999. What makes them think I have $999? #lawyers#bankruptcy#bills
Funny True, I don't HAVE TO eat the frozen pizza immediately after it comes out of the oven. I can also never eat and starve to death. Is that what you want? #food#pizza#patience
Funny Another bank has turned down my business loan request. They'll be sorry, one day Pantsless Yoga will be a success! #yoga#business#pants
Funny Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Unless the hand is made of milk chocolate. #chocolate#hands#eating
Funny I accidently ordered my grandma a fleshlight instead of a flashlight. One little mistyped letter, completely different product! #flashlight#gift#grandma
Funny Raise your hand if you like eating the raised dough bubbles in Little Caesars pizza! #pizza#food#bubbles
Funny How can I convince my wife that walk-in bathtubs are not just for senior citizens? #bathtub#people#seniors
Funny You weren't complaining last fall, when you got an extra hour of sleep. Just saying! #daylightsavingstime#time#spring
Funny My clocks have been an hour off because I never changed them the last daylight savings time. They go back to being correct tonight. Who's the idiot now? #daylightsavingstime#time#clocks
Funny Text and Drive? Illegal! Drive while balancing a burger, fries, nuggets and a shake? No problem! #fastfood#drive#burger
