Funny When I hear the song We don't need another Hero I think of a Meatball Hero Sandwich. Then I also think to myself, I do need another one. #food#music#meatball
Funny I hate Mondays...and Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. #monday#caseofthemondays#hatemondays
Funny I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of bathroom scales suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. - Obi-Wan Kenobi #diet#newyears#starwars
Funny Why is it that every piece of your child's clothing comes of the dryer inside out? #laundry#parents#kids
Funny I do think it's time to break up Facebook. Zuckerberg can have custody on weekdays, the Winklevoss Twins get custody weekends. #socialmedia#facebook#zuckerberg
Funny The average honeymoon lasts 8 days, the marriage can feel like an eternity. #marriage#honeymoon#married
Funny I should've thought twice before adding deli meats to my love making sessions. #delimeat#puke#sex
Funny The phrase don't beat around the bush is actually quite dirty if you think about it. #phrase#saying#dirty
Funny Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Out of sight, out of mind. Well, which one is it? #contradictions#confusion#absence
