Funny Five for $5 Roast Beef sandwiches might be history, but the memories will last a lifetime. #food#arbys#roastbeef
Funny It's difficult to be sitting at a drive-thru and also feel like the diet is going in the right direction! #fastfood#diet#drivethru
Funny When the drive-thru guy tells you to pull your car into a spot and they'll bring the food out to you. #fastfood#drive#worried
Funny Chad was disappointed to find out that it was going to take more than duct tape and carnauba wax to restore his dad's car. #car#accident#repairs
Funny When you leave your browser open, click like, and thousands of likes appear. I am Super Liker Guy! #socialmedia#twitter#likes
Funny I'm a firm believer in paying it backwards. I always tell the drive-thru worker that the car behind me is paying! #fastfood#money#drivethru
Funny Musical acts that would have had awesome tour names: Tom Petty and Johnny Cash: The Petty Cash Tour. King Crimson, Queen and Prince: The Royal Court Tour. Korn and Bread: The Korn Bread Tour. #petty#queen#korn
Funny Most of my Twitter followers are bots... then again, Robots are the future... am I on the cutting edge? #twitter#bots#socialmedia
Funny A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the oven is worth two in the hand. #turkey#oven#food
