Funny After years of research, scientist still have not perfected a way to eat corn-on-the-cob without looking like a slob. #corn#food#eating
Funny Damn, it's cold out there! It's days like today that make me thankful I'm not a homeless bum! #cold#freezing#winter
Funny Did you break up that domestic disturbance last night? It was only someone's Alexa and Siri in a heated argument. #police#siri#alexa
Funny Super Bowl Drinking Game: Whenever someone says I only watch for the commercials everyone punches them in the face! #superbowl#football#drinking
Funny Due to inflation, AC/DC just announced that dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. #inflation#cheap#money
Funny I feel so happy when my wife says those three little words: Dinner is ready. #dinner#happy#couples
Funny You can have the low hanging fruit. I'll take the cured meat that is hard to reach if i can just find a ladder. #meat#fruit#diet
Funny Corn Dogs are not just for kids! So yeah, Karen, they will be the second option on our wedding menu. #corndogs#wedding#menu
