Funny You know how Sweetest Day is basically the same as Valentine's Day? I vote we have two St. Patrick's Days. #sweetestday#valentinesday#stpatricksday
Funny 60% of my math errors are caused by not studying hard enough. The other half are silly mistakes. #math#mistakes#studying
Funny Why do some people go through all of the effort to make a great dish, then ruin it by putting small chunks of celery in it? #food#celery#cooking
Funny I've got good news and bad news: The good news is that I really don't have any bad news, but the bad news is that I really don't have any good news. #news#good#bad
Funny It's almost like she didn't want my opinion on where to eat, she just wanted me to list options. #food#husband#wife
Funny I've had this pain and what I read on the internet says I might be dying. Ill wait a few weeks and see if it goes away! #health#internet#stubborn
Funny Susan keeps a list of those who wished her Happy Birthday on Facebook. Those not on the list should expect zero likes on your posts going forward! #socialmedia#facebook#birthday
Funny The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Roosevelt And spiders. They're creepy. - Lenny #fear#spiders#creepy
