Funny Vacation Prayer: Lord, if my plane is to crash, please make it happen on the way back, after my vacation! #vacation#plane#work
Funny My wife loves me so much! She is sending me on a private vacation to Mexico! #mexico#cartel#druglords
Funny She loves kissing me But she hates it when I say: "that was a kissy-wissy" afterwards! #kiss#love#saying
Funny I much preferred the nation picking political sides based on chicken sandwiches and not half-time shows. #food#politics#football
Fact Florida currently has the most Italian restaurants in the United States, with around 3,442 Italian-cuisine establishments. #food#italian#florida
Funny It finally hit Dave that his 1% cash back reward was not offsetting his credit cards 26% interest rate. #credit#debt#reward
Funny Meating someone is completely different than meeting someone. Unfortunate typo! #meat#meet#typo
