Funny You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should! #food#diet#overeat
Funny You know there's no emergency, but you just can't resist the urge to see if the sign is bluffing. #emergency#bluffing#sign
Funny You know how lucky you feel when your health, job and social life are all great at the same time? Me neither. #luck#winning#feelings
Funny I just did 30 minutes on the treadmill and forgot to put my Fitbit on. What a waste of time! #diet#exercise#fitbit
Funny My Doctor told me I would lose weight if I watch my fat intake. I don't believe him. I watch my husband intake fat, and he hasn't lost a pound. #eating#weight#doctor#diet
Funny As they watched their stock plummet, the board of directors was forced to re-evaluate whether the rock-paper-scissors contest in the first round of interviews was an effective way of choosing candidates. #stock#hiring#rockpaperscissors
Funny After Rocky III, many thought the trilogy had run its course. Then Rocky IV comes out and redefines what it means to be an American! #rocky#movies#boxing
