Funny I told my doctor I would start counting calories. I never said I would limit calories! #food#calories#doctor
Funny You're hired! We just need your social media passwords for the background check. #socialmedia#job#interview
Funny It was an awkward time for Brett to finally understand the joke he heard yesterday. #meeting#timing#joke
Funny I can't start my diet with this cake in the house. I'll just eat it, remove the temptation, then start! #diet#food#cake
Funny Despite having exclusive territorial rights, Nick's new payphone repair franchise was causing friction at home. #work#phone#money
Funny They say you should keep the Christmas spirit all year long. That's why I overeat, get drunk and buy myself unneeded gifts every single weekend! #holidays#christmas#gifts
Funny Nothing says I didn't have time to put much effort into this like the giving of a gift card! #holidays#christmas#gifts
Funny I Intentionally try to make santa's naughty list because I want coal. I have a huge grill and love BBQ. #santa#christmas#naughty#bbq
