Funny I accidently butt-dialed my proctologist last week and today I received an invoice. #buttdialed#proctologist#invoice
Funny Much to the dismay of Sammy Hagar; scientists have recently determined that there are actually two ways to 'Rock.' #music#rock#science
Funny Rick was having a bad day; a minor car accident and a major haircut accident. #haircut#car#accident
Funny Whenever decorating a bathroom, ask yourself this: What looks best with a thin layer of fecal matter covering it? #bathroom#decorating#pottyhumor
Fact Michael Jackson and Madonna hold the top 5 spots, when it comes to most expensive music videos ever made. #music#mtv#video
Funny We call ourselves a tolerant society, yet having 5 Croissan'wiches for breakfast is still frowned upon? #breakfast#food#diet
Fact Grover Cleveland was the 22nd and 24th president of the United States. He was elected in 1885, failed to win reelection in 1889, but won the next election in 1893. #election#presidents#usa
