Funny 1980's marketing made me think 'ring around the collar' would be a much larger problem in my adult life than it actually turned out to be. #laundry#marketing#adultlife
Funny Live here, rent free, but you have to give up Facebook... Could you do it? #socialmedia#facebook#dreamhouse
Funny Showing up is half the battle... that should be sufficient for today. #mondaymotivation#work#sleep
Funny Life Hack: If you're ever embarrassed at how much food you order, grab a second drink, they'll think the order is for 2 people! #food#fastfood#drivethru
Motivation Yesterday's home runs don't win today's games. -Babe Ruth #mondaymotivation#breakup#baseball
Fact Nintendo NES games were so small in memory, a typical smartphone photo taken today contains enough bytes to hold 2 or 3 full games! #nintendo#videogames#phone
Funny I live my life outside of societies' rules. Take your '3 meals per day' and stuff it! #food#rules#diet
